Dear Robby —

    
So sorry you don’t like our little show. I really look forward to the far more original, mature and creative hilarity that you’ll undoubtedly start producing when you finish grad school and enter the, you know, actual world.

    Love,


   
 Lee Aronsohn
    
Co-creator, Executive Producer — “Two and a Half Men”
    
   
 P.S. — Just curious: Do you experience any cognitive dissonance at all when you sneer at others for being too juvenile while still calling yourself “Robby”?